New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
The Nottingham Forest
|The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Computer Idiots
Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a...
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt…
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came...
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....
Stop credit card fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...