Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Marriage quotes 03
|This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.We in the industry...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...