Daylight savings time
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Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
Saddam and Clinton
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Did you hear about the blond?
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I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
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The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Dealing with trouble
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