Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
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Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...
Great reason to drink beer!
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
Talk like an adult!
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.