Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon…
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he...
Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...