Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
A Lawyer Died
A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at...
Selling war insurance
|Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new...
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.