Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
This wife is too jealous
|There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
How are you doing?
|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...