An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
The real Joe Schmoe!
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But...
How Specs Live Forever
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No More Fishing For Baby Sis
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What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
A hot frog!
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Like Corn Flakes
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Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
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Indiana and Blonde Difference
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