Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a...
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“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
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Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
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To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
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