God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.