Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...
Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...
A blonde goes for a job interview…
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
When that fool Reagan said…
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for...