Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
My men are very brave
|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
A caring husband
A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...