Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Drugs have a generic name.
Generic Drug Names:Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.So what’s the generic...
you can blow up the tyres
|A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a...
Catching the shoplifter
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!