Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Computer history of the world
|In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he...
Call the Doctor
After an accident, a woman stepped forward and prepared to help the victim. She...
Wealthy investors
|A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, “I...
Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...