Top nine reasons computers must be female
|Picky, picky, picky. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. Beauty...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
Blonde on computer
How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...