Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
I’m at the wrong bank
|Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new...
Growing Wild
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body he lifts weights...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...