The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus…
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
What do you get when you cross a crooked politician…
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest...
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...