Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
The Barber Shop
The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Did you make a donation?
|At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that...
21, 21, 21
There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...