First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
What is a myth?
|What is a myth?A female moth!
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what…
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best…...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...