Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...