The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
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1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
Cocky Gunslinger
It’s 1880, the decade of gunslingers and gentlemen. This is a story of one...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don’t live...
Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...