A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
Getting Old
Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...