Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
JokesGalore News Wire…
“Fresh in from the JokesGalore.com News Wire…”According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!