Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
How true it is.
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Little Johnny at School.
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Some of life’s truisms.
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El delicatassen
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More Brain Cells Than A Cow
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What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
The lazy hubby
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...