Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time…
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time wasbeing wined and dined...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...