If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
I read last week…
I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...