Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
Who’s This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Greetings prospective White House interns!
Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th...