Doctor’s Notes 8
A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Drugs have a generic name.
Generic Drug Names:Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.So what’s the generic...
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
Ethnic Goldmine! – Part III
Q: What is Iraq’s national bird? A: Duck! ——————— Q: How many Newfies does...