men and beer bottles
|What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the...
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...