Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
The “Perfect” Day!
The Perfect Day According To…HER8:45 – Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 – 5...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...