Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with...
Do you realize what I am?
|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke,...
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
Women’s secrets
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...