What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
I have a big problem
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Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Valentine’s Day Gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...