Insect’s favorite game
|What is the insect’s favorite game?Cricket!
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother…
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in loveand going to...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...