Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...
Shared Decision Making
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the...
Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...
Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...