Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...