Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
Marriage studies findings
|A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Great to be a woman
|Reason’s why it’s great to be a woman Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies....
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...