Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
15 Signs You Forgot Secretaries Day
15 Signs You Forgot Someone On Secretaries Day1. Phone messages delivered on end of...