Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
Osama Cave Memo
Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours, but we’ve really...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...
What a large crowd
|A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American…
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight....