Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake…
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that...