Doctors Daiquiri
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
Have a first child
|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...