Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
Have a first child
|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being...
In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
An unfortunate coincidence
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Polish Air Disaster
First, we want to apologize to our Polish friends, but rememberit’s just a joke!Polands’s...