Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Forrest Gump goes to heaven…
Forest Gump Goes to Heaven…The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to...
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...