Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
African roulette
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of…
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...