Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting…
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting on the veranda of the old folks...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
Be Bolder
A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...