The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Female Stages Of Life
AGE DRINK 17 – Wine Coolers 25 – White wine 35 – Red wine...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...