Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Star Wars Update Changes
Top Ten Changes to the new Star Wars update#10 Tie fighters replaced with black...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...