Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
Murphy’s work laws
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Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
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Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
This snow plow driver from North Dakota…
This snow plow driver from North Dakota got married. He and his new Bride...
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it...
She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
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Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...