Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
Blonde & Brunette
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Some Words of Wisdom
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Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...