Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
There was a place crash in Poland
|A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
The amazing flying dog
|A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she’s trying the local...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
Even more facts of life…
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There’s too much fraternizing with the...