Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-
Pirate Joke
What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR
Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
God Meets Bureaucracy
God Meets BureaucracyIn the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was...
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim...