Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Reward for goodness
Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly...
Why do men like blonde jokes??
Why do men like blonde jokes?? Because they can understand them.
No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...