If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
A mouse sandwich!
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Great A Hot & Juicy Story
Great A Hot & Juicy Story Well, I was loafin’ around the salad bar...
Marriage quotes 07
|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can...
Eat the watermelons
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One day the different parts of the body…
One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which...
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...