Lawyer, police man, doctor
3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
In Communication With The Office
Four major executives from various countries are playing golf together. On the second tee...
If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have…
Q: If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have Mother’s Day,?.what do single guys...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
A Son’s Love
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,...