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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
Knock Knock Biggish
Knock Knock Who’s there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!
exercise at the beach
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Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy
Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth. His restrooms are labeled “Bleeders” and “Non-Bleeders”...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist…
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of...